The Alien still roamed around the house aimlessly. His steps were much like an elephant's. And it seemed like almost everything he touched, he broke. There was the bathroom door for instance. One day I went into the bathroom, locked it, only to find that when I wanted to leave the bathroom, the doorknob no longer worked. The hot water faucet for the kitchen sink also continuously broke, until The Husband went out and bought a new one. Not to mention, the back door. The Alien didn't know how to shut the back door without slamming it.
The Alien also felt rejuvenated by taking a 3 to 4 hour nap everyday at 2:00 PM. It was after this 4 hour nap that he sprung to action. Well, his action was mainly going outside to smoke and talking on his cell phone.
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this is utterly hilarous.
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